he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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