he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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