i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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