If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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