Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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