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(781): View more from Massachusetts

yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"

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(502): View more from Kentucky

battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.

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(360): View more from Washington

Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.

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(408): View more from California

I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me

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(+27): View more from South Africa

Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.

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(630): View more from Illinois

You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.

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