I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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