You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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