i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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