just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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