Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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