Say something about gay babies.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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