im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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