FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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