So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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