Kareoke will never be a sober sport
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
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