love makes seman taste better
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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