double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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