But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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