He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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