I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just gargled with NyQuil
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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