no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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