There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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