She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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