Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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