Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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