Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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