I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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