So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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