i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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