I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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