I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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