Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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