If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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