***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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