Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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