i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Randomize
