It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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