when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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