K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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