4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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