Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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