You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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