Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
This house was built for laser tag.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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