I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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