Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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