so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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