So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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