I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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