Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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