Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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