nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Someone signed my nipple.
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