I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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