I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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